By Chris Marler
This football season gave a ton of gifts to SEC fans everywhere. Alabama took a giant step back, none of us had to hear Gary Danielson on Saturday’s, and we got 14 straight weeks of chaos and fun upsets across the league. Since we’ve been told that it just means more, what more could SEC fans want this Christmas?
Let’s check in across the SEC to see what every school’s fanbase wants in their stocking or under their tree.
Alabama
A time machine and for Auburn recruiting to calm the **** down a little.
Arkansas
For the portal to close and that Calipari investment to be a good one.
Auburn
A winning season for a change and for Jackson Arnold to not be Payton Thorne 2.0.
Florida
For the DJ Lagway hype to be real next year.
Georgia
Another natty, and some sort of PhD with all their newfound knowledge on UCL injuries.
Kentucky
For Texas A&M to try and hire Mark Stoops again.
LSU
A season opening win at Clemson next year and for Brian Kelly to stop asking for money.
Mississippi State
For Baseball season to start.
Missouri
For this quarterback situation to work out considering what they spent on a backup with a five star already coming in next year.
Ole Miss
To live in a world of only hypotheticals where they never have to be held accountable for their losses or reach their actual potential.
Oklahoma
That putting all their eggs in a basket of Washington State people won’t end in failure.
South Carolina
A logical explanation from SEC referees for that LSU debacle that kept them out of the playoff.
Tennessee
That memory zapper thing from Men In Black, so everyone forgets about them running amuck with their shirts off before getting boat raced by Ohio State.
Texas
A natty and for Quinn Ewers to move on no matter what.
Texas A&M
That Texas doesn’t win a national title so they don’t have to change conferences again.
Vanderbilt
Just a starbucks gift card because this season was pretty lit.
