Arkansas vs. Texas Tech: Everything you didn’t know you needed to know


Bowl Season is underway with 13 SEC teams playing in the postseason. Before toe meets leather for all the games let’s get to know some fun facts about the non-conference opponents from around the country they’ll be facing.

Here’s everything you need to know about the AutoZone Liberty Bowl between Arkansas and Texas Tech.

(Note: the “facts” are from Wikipedia, made up entirely, and meant to not be taken seriously. Enjoy!)

 

ABOUT THE SCHOOLS

Arkansas

Location – Fayetteville

Founded In – 1871

Tuition – $30,008

Enrollment – 32,140

Acceptance Rate – 80.5 Percent

Mascot – Southern Baptist who loves the Lord and hates NIL

 

Texas Tech

Location – Bumblef*ck Nowhere

Founded In – 1923

Tuition – $28,022

Enrollment – 40,969

Acceptance Rate – 71.0% Percent

Mascot – Gringo Cowboy Zorro

 

FUN FACTS & TRADITIONS

Arkansas

1. Have the names of every graduate engraved on sidewalks that stretch over 4 miles

2. 40 Minutes of Hell in Basketball, 40 Hours of hell if you piss off Hog Twitter

3. Arkansas’ mascot tusk weighs 475 lbs which is roughly 4 Eric Musselman’s and 1 Sam Pittman

 

Texas Tech

1. Bright young Air raid QBs and dimly lit concussion sheds.

2. LThe 1965 Texas Tech-Kansas game was the first college football game to use instant replay.

3. Texas Tech’s first mascot was a black calf…it was later slaughtered and barbequed after a big win in game three of the season

 

FAMOUS ALUMNI

Arkansas

John Daly – Chubba Watson

Joe Johnson – 45 year nba veteran

Jimmy Dykes – Basketball Gary Danielson

Pat Beverly – Ugly Crier

Darren McFadden – Ozark Peyton Manning

Regina George – Not that one. Nigerian olympian

 

Texas Tech

Patrick Mahomes – Not Jackson, and that’s all that really matters

Wes Welker – OG Julian Edelman

John Denver – Musician. Full of shit.

John Hinckley Jr – Shot Ronald Reagan

Kliff Kingsbury – NFL Ryan Gosling

Dallas Braden – Baseball Doug Funny

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