(Note: The “facts” are from Wikipedia, made up entirely, and meant to not be taken seriously. Enjoy!)
ABOUT THE SCHOOLS
South Carolina
Location – Hottest place on earth
Founded In – 1801
Tuition – $31,977
Enrollment – 56,167
Acceptance Rate – 61.5 Percent
Mascot – An angry chicken that loves mid 2000’s techno
Illinois
Location – Champagne, IL
Founded In – 1867
Tuition – $34,106
Enrollment – 59,238
Acceptance Rate – 44.8 Percent
Mascot – A Native American they aren’t allowed to talk about anymore
FUN FACTS & TRADITIONS
South Carolina
1. Owning everyone in Womens B-Ball and owning Clemson in everything
2. Correcting people that pronounce the “-er” in Huger Street
3. Loving Beamer Ball while being hot as balls in Williams-Brice Stadium every September
Illinois
1. Second largest university library in the country
2. First U.S. school to allow access to disabled students
3. Tide, Wrigley Gum, Budweiser, and Cheerios are products that were developed by Illinois chemical engineering graduates
FAMOUS ALUMNI
South Carolina
Darius Rucker – Ruined Wagon Wheel
Sarah Beth Pye – My mom’s second-favorite child
A’ja Wilson – A Unicorn. One of One.
Alyssa Lang – Marvel’s Mom
Hootie Johnson – Augusta National Chairman
Lindsay Graham – Reason for term limits
Illinois
Jerry Colangelo – Ruined the Chicago Bulls
George Halas – Invented the NFL
Steve Chen – Invented YouTube
Hugh Hefner – Invented Being Horny
Ron Popeil – Invented the Infomercial
GW Post – Invented cereal
