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Georgia punter announces return for 2025 in funniest way possible

01/08/2025
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By Chris Marler

Over the past month, it feels like I’ve written roughly 29,874,308,123 articles about players entering the portal, committing to a team from the portal, declaring for the draft, deciding not to declare, and everything in between.

Those NFL draft announcement graphics have gotten out of hand. You know the ones I’m talking about—the ones posted by a player on your favorite team, who you’re hoping will return for one more season. There’s a picture or two of him on the left, accompanied by five paragraphs in six-point font on the right. You practically need a magnifying glass just to skim through the novel and find the news you’re looking for.

For some reason, this season brought a new trend of players announcing they were entering the draft—even when they had no eligibility remaining. To be honest, with the COVID year and the ever-changing rules and landscape of the sport, my first reaction is confusion, wondering whether the NCAA granted them an 11th year of eligibility.

That’s why I want to celebrate Georgia punter Brett Thorson for his announcement that he’ll return for the 2025 season. It combined two of my favorite things: laughter and humility. Thorson had been on the fence about returning to Athens for another season after suffering a season-ending injury last December.

Thorson, an Australian-born punter, has become a bit of a UGA social media cult hero over the past few years with his self-deprecating tweets and humorous faux ire toward Carson Beck and Stetson Bennett for rarely giving him the opportunity to punt. (Georgia had the second-fewest punts of any team in the country in 2023.)

Bravo, Brett. Thank you for sparing me the need for reading glasses and a magnifying glass to learn about your decision, and for referencing one of the funniest movies of the last 15 years, The Other Guys. Take notes, everyone.

 

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